remember that feeling in the middle of the night .. when u need a smoke so badly ... but ur all out!
Fark!! I hate that feeling -grumbles- Now I have to make that 10 minute walk to the shop which is next to the coffee shop and I got to fight all temptations of having supper... so much work in the middle of the night... -grumbles-
So anyhoo... off I go to meet my Irish mate... Nic O'tine.
Sort of like an Indiana Jones adventure...
how u may ask ..
well.... the weakened main character .. me (lack of nicotine) with a goal in hand (getting my cigs)
the obstacles at hand... booby traps (cat and dog poo strategically placed)
the bad guys i meet on the way (fucking cockroaches)
so now u see it from where i'm standing ..
so yeah .. finally made it to the shop .. and the shop lady is grinning at me .. seriously what the fuck she grinning at ? so i start to order my smokes in my top notch ah-beng singlish accent "Auntie ah ...Next Red one " Stupid woman still grinning while eating kuaci (sun flower seeds)
then she asks me .. "where your gf?" - tell me seriously wouldn't anyone react the same way if some person asks u that and ... u don't have a gf ? reaction is as follows
Me: what gf?
Shop lady: that one ah u come with last time
Me: who i come with?
Shop lady: that one ah the pretty girl
Me: I come with pretty girl means she my gf? I single lah..no time for gf
Shop lady: You don't bluff me lah
Me: (Curious) I bluff you for what? I really no gf
Shop lady: that time you come with her then you go behind the shop she tell me she your gf
Me: What the fuck?!
Shop lady: you very naughty boy ah
Me: (walk away puzzled)
Now who the fuck is this woman going around telling shopkeepers in my estate that she is my gf?!?! How come she my gf and I don't know?!?! And why the hell would she want to be known as my gf?!?!
If anyone knows of such a woman... please knock some sense into her...thank you
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