Plans are never followed when out when out with the Dark Lord. Don't get me wrong ... didn't say i didn't have fun ... it was an experience of all sorts.
Old faces - good and bad
People you get excited to bump into
People who make you want to up and leave
We started off at Cineleisure and of cause attacked the King of Burgers. Sinfully wrong but oh so good...
Original plan was to Howl at the Moon but we decided to go to a place called Swing (dont let the name mislead you...it is not a swingers bar) Its a nice Pub by Arab St. Swing Jazz Bar .. but once again i heard no Jazz.. there was a DJ and a live band. The DJ spun house and the liveband (lead singer was a member of Cherry Chocolate Candy) was pretty good.
So anyways, before I could even sit down... I heard "TAS!!!" looked up and I saw a fellow fish who hasn't swum my way in years and the tampines minah. It was good to see them after so long. We decided to sit together to catch up. Spoke bout this and that and then the Dark Lord gets a call. And all of a sudden the plan for a drink and not staying out too late ends us up at Arena in Clark Quay for MJ's tribute. Before entering saw an unwanted face... initial reaction fucked up .. add a lil vodka to calm the nerves and I'm good as new ..lol. the wonder potion of the Russians.
Met some old faces and some new ones. 3 new ones from Belgium (cousin's of a friend who shall hence forth be known as KJS in this post). 2 gorgeous girls and their overly excited over asian girls brother. Why overly excited you might ask.... he took random snap shots of random girls he found hot. He had the picture in his mind that the Asian culture is very conservative ... damn that made me burst out laughing. Came across an irritating Fi nnish guy .. basically most Europeans think Asian women are easy for them cause they are European...
I don't deny there are a vast number of Sarong Party Girls (SPGs). but those women approach the men themselves.... if a woman isn't making a pass at you .. she clearly ain't interested. In the end he got fed up and left. So that was good. Didn't have to get my hands dirty.
By this time .. KJS was gone. I mean he was pretty plastered and in his own world. I told him to watch his drinks cause he has to "babysit" his cousins so to speak. I mean they are his guest in this country afterall.
So anyways he says to me " I'm not drunk.. if I am drunk I will be slurring " . I just smiled coz he was slurring. Then he goes and buys another bottle of Vodka. Brings it back to the table and starts pouring vodka for everyone cept me coz I was driving. I kept looking at him pouring for himself. He had 4 packs from the new bottle and then he comes to me and says.. FUCK!! half bottle left.. and I nvr even touched it yet. yes yes i was puzzled to but it was funny .... coz i told him he had four and he starts to bargain with me and say he had 2 ...and after a while we agreed at 3 .. and he asks me, not being able to stand straight. "Pai... telll mwe thhheee troooofff... am i zlurrringggg?" - for those who didn't understand that bit in proper sober talk it meant "Pai, tell me the truth...am i slurring ?" again i laughed and nodded.
-looks up at this posts- fuck this is a long entry
So yeah finally we went off from there and I went to get my car to pick KJS and his cousin's up since they are all in the east. Never.. I repeat never ask a drunk man for directions. I was at Aljunied MRT asking him how to go to Geylang East and he was asking me to go straight towards Katong.. and I was like why would I wanna go there.. he looks at me and says trust me. That led me to wind down the window and ask the mat motor waiting at the traffic light beside my car. He told me to make a U-turn. I followed and got the Belgian trio home.
KJS now tries to talk me into heading back out to club.. at 0530hrs... seriously!! I dropped him on the main road by his block and went back myself. When i reached home the Dark Lord calls me.
Dark Lord: "Bro did you drop KJS's cousins back?"
Me: Yeah
Dark Lord: "KJS is at Swing and he is sad saying he lost his cousins" (yes he had taken a cab to head back out to club)
Me: I texted the cousin they are home and going to sleep
Dark Lord: "K I call u back"
Moral of the story - don't drive when going out clubbing so u can be plastered too
Old faces - good and bad
People you get excited to bump into
People who make you want to up and leave
We started off at Cineleisure and of cause attacked the King of Burgers. Sinfully wrong but oh so good...
Original plan was to Howl at the Moon but we decided to go to a place called Swing (dont let the name mislead you...it is not a swingers bar) Its a nice Pub by Arab St. Swing Jazz Bar .. but once again i heard no Jazz.. there was a DJ and a live band. The DJ spun house and the liveband (lead singer was a member of Cherry Chocolate Candy) was pretty good.
So anyways, before I could even sit down... I heard "TAS!!!" looked up and I saw a fellow fish who hasn't swum my way in years and the tampines minah. It was good to see them after so long. We decided to sit together to catch up. Spoke bout this and that and then the Dark Lord gets a call. And all of a sudden the plan for a drink and not staying out too late ends us up at Arena in Clark Quay for MJ's tribute. Before entering saw an unwanted face... initial reaction fucked up .. add a lil vodka to calm the nerves and I'm good as new ..lol. the wonder potion of the Russians.
Met some old faces and some new ones. 3 new ones from Belgium (cousin's of a friend who shall hence forth be known as KJS in this post). 2 gorgeous girls and their overly excited over asian girls brother. Why overly excited you might ask.... he took random snap shots of random girls he found hot. He had the picture in his mind that the Asian culture is very conservative ... damn that made me burst out laughing. Came across an irritating Fi nnish guy .. basically most Europeans think Asian women are easy for them cause they are European...
I don't deny there are a vast number of Sarong Party Girls (SPGs). but those women approach the men themselves.... if a woman isn't making a pass at you .. she clearly ain't interested. In the end he got fed up and left. So that was good. Didn't have to get my hands dirty.
By this time .. KJS was gone. I mean he was pretty plastered and in his own world. I told him to watch his drinks cause he has to "babysit" his cousins so to speak. I mean they are his guest in this country afterall.
So anyways he says to me " I'm not drunk.. if I am drunk I will be slurring " . I just smiled coz he was slurring. Then he goes and buys another bottle of Vodka. Brings it back to the table and starts pouring vodka for everyone cept me coz I was driving. I kept looking at him pouring for himself. He had 4 packs from the new bottle and then he comes to me and says.. FUCK!! half bottle left.. and I nvr even touched it yet. yes yes i was puzzled to but it was funny .... coz i told him he had four and he starts to bargain with me and say he had 2 ...and after a while we agreed at 3 .. and he asks me, not being able to stand straight. "Pai... telll mwe thhheee troooofff... am i zlurrringggg?" - for those who didn't understand that bit in proper sober talk it meant "Pai, tell me the truth...am i slurring ?" again i laughed and nodded.
-looks up at this posts- fuck this is a long entry
So yeah finally we went off from there and I went to get my car to pick KJS and his cousin's up since they are all in the east. Never.. I repeat never ask a drunk man for directions. I was at Aljunied MRT asking him how to go to Geylang East and he was asking me to go straight towards Katong.. and I was like why would I wanna go there.. he looks at me and says trust me. That led me to wind down the window and ask the mat motor waiting at the traffic light beside my car. He told me to make a U-turn. I followed and got the Belgian trio home.
KJS now tries to talk me into heading back out to club.. at 0530hrs... seriously!! I dropped him on the main road by his block and went back myself. When i reached home the Dark Lord calls me.
Dark Lord: "Bro did you drop KJS's cousins back?"
Me: Yeah
Dark Lord: "KJS is at Swing and he is sad saying he lost his cousins" (yes he had taken a cab to head back out to club)
Me: I texted the cousin they are home and going to sleep
Dark Lord: "K I call u back"
Moral of the story - don't drive when going out clubbing so u can be plastered too
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